Category: Joke Board
Elivator Gags
Here are some things you can do in an elevator:
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the buttons for the people and then push the wrong ones.
4. Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say that you are waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait till someone goes to pick it up then screem, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergancy procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occationally.
14. When the doors close announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't really exist.
16. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17. Grimace painfully while smacking your forhead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then anounce in horror, "Your one of them!" and back away slowly.
21. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23. Make an explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
24. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then anounce, "I have new socks on."
25. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
My favorite that you may recognize:
26. When you are on a busy street stand looking up into the sky. When others around you do the same, look at them, laugh and walk away.
lol!
I have done some of them especially 26 it never fails..daft buggers
smile.
Lol I'd just mentioned these in Blindvi's topic about things to do in Wal-Mart. PG, you read my mind hehehee. Where'd yo ufind these? Caitlin
oh... 1. Pretend you pressed the wrong button and press all of those at the same time.
2. Let the doors close, but don't press any button, this will make people worry, then, after a good while, just press the flor u want to go.
LOL those were great! I'm not good in elevators I'd have anxiety or panic attacks when in one by myself. Unless it's more then 4 floors I'm taking the stairs :)